Present Value of Your Heart

Mortality-adjusted valuation of remaining cardiac output

BPM (60-100 typical)
$2,847,203.47
Present Value
~1,286,280,000 beats expended
-$0.0847/sec
-$0.00 since opening this page
Equivalent to
2.8
median US homes
Equivalent to
47
Tesla Model 3s
Equivalent to
5.7M
avocados
Maintenance Recommendations
▶ Methodology

Base value: EPA Value of Statistical Life ($11.6M) ÷ ~2.8B lifetime beats = $0.00414/beat.

Discount rate: Pure actuarial mortality risk only. Uses Gompertz-Makeham approximation where annual mortality ≈ 0.0003 × e^(0.075 × age). No time-value-of-money component—a moment of existence in 2045 is worth the same as one today, conditional on surviving.

Risk adjustments: Lifestyle factors shift your effective mortality curve via relative risk multipliers derived from epidemiological literature.

Terminal value: $0.
This is not financial, medical, or existential advice.